Chapter 3: “Operation Flying Suitcase”
📍Location: Jorge Newbery Airport, early morning of February 26
🎩 Narrator: The omnipresent voice of national absurdity
On a half-empty runway, under the dim light of a spotlight that flickers more than the credibility of an official spokesperson, a private jet lands. Three mysterious figures descend from the aircraft: the Carry-On Lady, the Singing Pilot, and the Plush Backpacker.
🔍The scene:
A luggage cart that will never pass through a scanner. A customs agent who, by mistake or “divine instruction,” diverts the new arrivals toward the Gate of the Privileged, the one not shown on the map but known to everyone.
🎭 Internal dialogue of the Freedom Bird (the plane):
“Please! Check my cargo hold! I have more bags than a charter flight to Miami on Black Friday!”
🔇 But no one listens. No one wants to listen.
📺 Meanwhile, in a bulletproof office:
The presidential spokesperson practices his new show of denials. He looks at the camera and declares:
“It is factually impossible that there were 10 suitcases! Such luggage has never been seen before!”
The prosecution, not wanting to lose its tradition, responds with images. In them: more bags than excuses, more shadows than transparency.
🎬 Cut to black.
🕵️♂️ “To be continued…”
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